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« Thread Started on Feb 15, 2004, 11:27pm » | |
George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"
To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Bush".
Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr. Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, the Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
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« Reply #1 on Mar 4, 2004, 4:35am » | |
loads more of those jokes please 
brilliant
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« Reply #2 on Feb 13, 2005, 5:05am » | |
pretty good
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